Now, Bill Cosby is a comedian, y'see. He's all on the television, with the silly faces, and the sweaters, and the Jell-O pudding, y'know?

He's the star of The Bill Cosby Show, The Cosby Show, Cosby, and the short-lived The Cosby Mysteries, y'see, with the crimes and the solving and the looking for clues. And he does not approve of unauthorized uses of his name and likeness by those newfangled Internet comedians, with their blooooop!s and their vrrrrrrroooowwwww!s and their double-u double-u double-us. Y'see?